facebark

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When you post on Facebook like you're dying, just because someone did something tiny and you're too much of a drama queen to handle it.

I got a C on my test. My life is over. Everyone hates me.

My cat looked at me wrong. I'm filing for divorce.

He didn't text me back. I'm moving to Mars.

When you're too loud to be heard, and you’re saying so little it’s like you're trying to annoy people.

Hey! I'm here! Did you know I exist? I'm going to scream now.

I'm talking. You're not listening. I'm going to talk more.

I said hello. You didn't hear me. I'm going to yell hello again.