Facebarcissism

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When you post something on Facebook and then like it like you’re trying to convince yourself it was good.
I just posted a selfie and liked it so hard I got a bruise.
My status said 'I’m fabulous' and I liked it twice because I’m not wrong.
I posted 'I’m eating pizza' and liked it because I’m a genius.
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The habit of liking your own Facebook post like you’re the only one who matters.
I posted 'I’m rich' and liked it because I’m not lying.
My post said 'I’m the best' and I liked it because I am.
I wrote 'I’m famous' and liked it because I’m not.
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When you post something on Facebook and then like it like it’s a competition and you’re the winner.
I posted 'I’m happy' and liked it because I’m the only one who counts.
I wrote 'I’m the best at everything' and liked it three times.
I posted 'I’m perfect' and liked it because I’m right.
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When you post something on Facebook and like it so much you think you’re a celebrity.
I posted 'I’m a rockstar' and liked it because I’m not wrong.
I wrote 'I’m the most beautiful person' and liked it because I am.
I posted 'I’m the king' and liked it because I’m the only one who matters.
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When you post something on Facebook and then like it like you’re the only one who exists.
I posted 'I’m the greatest' and liked it because I’m not lying.
I wrote 'I’m the best at everything' and liked it because I’m right.
I posted 'I’m the king of the world' and liked it because I’m the only one who counts.
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