Facebanking

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5 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

A sneaky way to get people to vote for you by chatting them on Facebook like a crazy person and begging them to help you win, usually when you're too lazy to actually campaign.

Hey bro, if you don't vote for me, I'll tell everyone you still use AIM.

I'm going to post your embarrassing photo on the group chat if you don't pick me.

You're my last hope, my friend. I need you to survive this election.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you stare at your friends' faces on Facebook for so long, you get a hard-on and end up jerking off like you're trying to win a bet.

I looked at her profile pic for 20 minutes. Now I'm sore.

His face was so ugly, I had to take a break from voting.

That guy's face looked like it was made by a toddler. I got a boner.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook buys your whole life and turns you into a walking ad, like you're one of those people who can't stop talking about their job.

Facebook bought my soul and now I have to post about beans all day.

They paid me to stop being cool and start being annoying.

I got acquired and now my life is a commercial.

by Slangipedia 13d ago