Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Making a woman suck your dick and then whacking her face into your crotch like she owes you money. It's like Facefuck, but with more rage.

I facebanged my ex in the parking lot and she still won't text me.

He facebanged my sister and now she's crying in the bathroom.

My dog tried to facebang me and I had to kick him out.

2

Using your face to give a woman head. It's like fingerbanging, but with more tongue and less fingers. If it's two girls, it's extra fun.

She gave me a facebang and I almost passed out.

My girl gave me a facebang in the library and got caught.

My friend’s girlfriend facebanged him and now he's a legend.

3

Smashing someone’s face into something. Usually your crotch. It's like a slap, but with more pressure and less dignity.

He facebanged me and I still have a bruise.

My brother facebanged my mom and she gave him a slap.

My crush facebanged me and I died inside.

4

A bunch of people chatting on Facebook. It's like group chat, but with more bitches and less sense.

My friends and I facebanged on Facebook all night.

My ex and her new girl facebanged me on Facebook.

My mom and her friends facebanged me and I had to log off.

5

Getting poked on Facebook so much you think you're getting laid. It's like being stabbed with a finger, but it's digital.

My crush poked me 100 times and I thought he was proposing.

My mom poked me so much I had to turn off my phone.

My ex poked me and I almost had a heart attack.

6

Sending dirty messages on Facebook. It's like sexting, but it's more annoying and less private.

I facebanged my crush and he sent me a message that was too long.

My sister facebanged me and I had to delete all my messages.

I facebanged my teacher and got in trouble.