Faceballing

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When a guy, or a bunch of guys, pull out their saggy junk and teabag someone until they’re screaming and then slap them in the face with their flabby meat.
Dude just faceballed me in the middle of the mall. I’m still crying.
He faceballed my brother so hard, he got a nosebleed and a bruise.
My mom faceballed my dad at the dinner table. The whole family was laughing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you post on Facebook to impress people because you’re too chicken to do it in real life or to roast people because you’re too weak to say it to their face.
He posted a whole rant on Facebook about me. He wouldn’t dare say it to my face.
She used Facebook to call me a faggot. She wouldn’t even look me in the eye.
He posted a photo of me with a caption that was straight up embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A water sport where people throw big bouncy balls at each other and try to whack each other in the face.
They threw a giant ball at my face and I fell over.
My cousin got faceballed in the eye and it was so funny.
That ball hit me so hard, my face looked like a pancake.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you play baseball, but you only hit the ball with your face. It’s like being hit by a truck.
He tried to faceball and got knocked out cold.
She faceballed the ball and it looked like she had a broken nose.
I faceballed the pitch and my face was red for the rest of the game.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook fan who goes crazy on Super Bowl Sunday and posts every second of the game, even if it’s just a commercial.
He posted 10 times during the first commercial. It was insane.
She was live-tweeting every second of the game. I was dizzy from all the updates.
He posted a comment every time the quarterback moved. He’s a superfaceballer.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A game played in the backyard with a rake, a Nerf ball, and a bench. You have to have a Weller to play. If the ball is caught, you’re all out. If it’s missed, you get another chance.
My brother got out because he didn’t catch the ball. He was so mad.
The Weller called it a good hit, so my face was out. It was unfair.
We played for hours and I got faceballed by the bench.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you use a baseball bat to beat someone’s face in. It’s like getting hit by a bat and feeling it in your bones.
He faceballed me with a bat and I had a black eye for a week.
She faceballed her brother and he cried like a baby.
That bat hit my face so hard, it felt like I got hit by a train.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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