Faceball Bat

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A baseball bat that turns into a face-masher when someone gets too mouthy.

I swung the bat so hard, his face looked like a pancake.

He talked trash, so I hit him with the bat and his nose went flying.

That guy called me a nerd, so I used the bat to give him a lesson he won't forget.

A bat that doesn’t just hit balls, it hits faces like they’re soft serve.

He said I was a weakling, so I hit him with the bat and his face went squishy.

She called me a crybaby, so I smacked her with the bat and her face looked like a fried egg.

He made fun of my lunch, so I took the bat and gave him a face full of pain.

A bat you use to tell someone they’re ugly, and then prove it by hitting their face.

He said I was ugly, so I hit him with the bat and his face looked like a broken mirror.

She called me a mess, so I swung the bat and her face got a new shape.

He insulted my mom, so I used the bat to make his face look like a sidewalk.