Facebail

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When you slam the Facebook app shut like it just insulted your mom because one of your fake friends is online and you don't want to pretend you care.

I saw my ex's face and I facebailed so fast I got a cramp.

My cousin logged on and I facebailed before he could send me a stupid meme.

I saw my boss was online and I facebailed before he could message me about work.

When you quit Facebook just to avoid talking to someone who thinks they're your best friend but they're actually just your Facebook friend.

I facebailed when my gym buddy logged on and started messaging me about my diet.

My mom logged on and I facebailed because she was going to ask me about my love life.

I facebailed when my old classmate messaged me about a reunion I don't want to go to.

When you log off Facebook like it's the last day of school and you just dodged a conversation with someone you hate.

I facebailed when my ex sent me a message and I didn't want to reply.

My annoying coworker logged on and I facebailed before he could tag me in a stupid post.

My fake friend sent me a message and I facebailed because I knew it was going to be fake.

When you shut Facebook down like it owes you money because you saw someone you don't want to talk to and you're too lazy to block them.

I facebailed when my ex sent me a message and I didn't want to reply.

My annoying uncle logged on and I facebailed because he was going to ask me about my life.

I facebailed when my fake friend sent me a message about a fake event.

When you quit Facebook in a huff because you saw someone you don't want to talk to and you're too lazy to even block them.

I facebailed when I saw my ex was online and I didn't want to talk to them.

I facebailed when my boss sent me a message about work.

I facebailed when my fake friend sent me a message about a fake party.