Facebag

A guy who acts like he's the king of the world on Facebook. He talks about his day like it's the most important thing ever and brags about how many girls he sleeps with and how many Jager Bombs he can chug without puking.

The original Facebook but way worse. It let you post pictures of you and your friends drunk at clubs, but you couldn't do anything else. It was like a sad version of social media.

A website where people post pictures and act like they're friends. It's like a weird online hangout spot for people who think they're cool.

You can type Facebag with just one hand on a keyboard. It’s like typing with a single finger while the rest of your hand is busy doing something else.

Facebag is a huge social network that claims to have ten million members, mostly in Europe and Germany. It has sections like dating, fashion, and even a daily joke, but it's currently broke and only survives on donations and rich people.

Facebag is a social network that lets people post pictures and brag, but it’s broken and only works sometimes. It’s where people post pictures of themselves and their friends being loud and drunk.

When someone on Facebook is being a total waste of space and bragging about everything they do.