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A Facebook post so confusing or stupid that only the most brain-damaged people get it. No one ever explains it even when people ask. It’s like a riddle from hell that nobody wants to solve.

Why is my dog wearing a hat? #mystery

This is the end of the world. I swear.

The answer is 42. I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Facebook post so dumb it could make a genius cry. It means nothing and nobody cares. People just like to stare at it like it’s the Mona Lisa.

I think I’m a chicken. Maybe. Or a duck. I’m not sure.

The moon is made of cheese. Probably.

I’m going to eat the sun. Watch me.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Facebook post that is either super weird or completely useless. It’s like someone threw a bunch of words at the wall and called it art. Nobody asks why. They just let it be.

My sock is alive. It talks to me sometimes.

The sky is green today. Don’t question it.

I have 3 arms. One is made of glitter.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Facebook post that is so random it makes your brain hurt. No one knows what it means. It’s just there to confuse you and make your life harder.

The fridge is plotting against me.

I ate a cloud. It was spicy.

I’m a wizard. Probably.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Facebook post that is either completely pointless or super weird. It’s like someone typed with their feet and called it a message. No one cares. No one explains it. It just is.

I’m a robot. I have feelings. Maybe.

My cat is the president. He’s very tired.

I have 7 legs. I use them all for dancing.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago