Faceback

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To back out of or delete something you posted on Facebook because you suddenly realized how stupid you looked. It's like when you say something dumb and then instantly wish you could erase it.
I posted 'I hate my life' and then realized I actually kinda liked my life.
I commented 'This is the worst movie ever' and then watched it again and loved it.
I sent a message saying 'I'm gonna kill you' and then remembered I was actually friends with the person.
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The ability to judge how hot someone is just by looking at the back of their head. You give them a score out of 10 before you even see their face. If you're right, you're a Faceback King or Queen.
I saw a guy's back and gave him a 9. He turned around and looked like a 10.
I gave a girl a 5, but she turned around and was a 10.
I gave my teacher a 2, but he turned around and was a 10.
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When you're scrolling through Facebook on your phone and accidentally tap the back button, making you start all over again. It’s like when you're eating a sandwich and you drop it on the floor.
I was reading a funny post and tapped back, and now I have to scroll all the way back up.
I was halfway through a post and tapped back by accident.
I was about to finish my Facebook feed and hit back and had to start from the top.
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The comments or reactions you get from your friends after they visit your Facebook. It's like when you post something and your friends reply with all sorts of funny or mean stuff.
My friends left comments like 'You look like a mess today' and 'Did you even shower?'
My friends said 'That's the worst haircut ever' and 'You're gonna be famous!'
My friends wrote 'You look like a zombie' and 'You're going to die soon.'
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When you log into someone else's Facebook, whether you have one or not, just to post something. It's like when you sneak into your friend's house to mess with their stuff.
I logged into my friend's Facebook and posted 'Your mom is fat.'
I posted 'I'm gonna kill you' on my friend's Facebook.
I logged into my crush's Facebook and posted 'I like you.'
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Looking at old pictures and posts on Facebook to prove something you found out but didn't know was true. It's like when you look up old evidence to prove someone did something shady.
I saw old pictures of my friend and realized he was a total drama queen.
I looked at old posts and found out my crush had a crush on me too.
I checked old posts and realized my teacher had a secret life.
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