Facebab

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When you log back on Facebook like it's a punishment and you're still embarrassed about it.
I just Facebabb'd because my ex posted a selfie with a new guy and a dog.
My mom Facebabb'd me for liking a post about her ex's new hair.
I Facebabb'd because my cousin tagged me in a photo of her doing a TikTok dance in pajamas.
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The act of opening Facebook again like it's a prison and you're doing time.
I Facebabb'd because my brother posted a video of me singing in the shower.
I Facebabb'd after my boss liked my post about how much I hate meetings.
I Facebabb'd because my ex's ex commented on my ex's new profile picture.
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The moment you check Facebook again and it feels like you're cheating on yourself.
I Facebabb'd because my friend posted a picture of me at a party I don't remember going to.
I Facebabb'd because my dog liked my post about my bad day.
I Facebabb'd because my uncle posted a rant about my mom's new boyfriend.
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When you come back to Facebook like it's a punishment and you're still mad about it.
I Facebabb'd because my ex's new girlfriend commented on my ex's post.
I Facebabb'd because my friend's dog liked my post about my bad day.
I Facebabb'd because my boss tagged me in a post about how much I hate meetings.
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The act of going back to Facebook like it's a slap in the face and you're still sore from it.
I Facebabb'd because my cousin posted a video of me singing in the shower.
I Facebabb'd because my dog commented on my post about my bad day.
I Facebabb'd because my uncle posted a picture of me at a party I don't remember going to.
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When you log into Facebook again and it's like you're being punished for a crime you didn't commit.
I Facebabb'd because my ex posted a picture of me with her new guy.
I Facebabb'd because my boss liked my post about my bad day.
I Facebabb'd because my mom posted a video of me singing in the shower.
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