Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A face that looks like it was painted by a drunk toddler with a crayon and a curse

My cousin’s face is so ugly, it looks like a warzone.

That guy’s face is like a broken emoji.

She walked in looking like a raccoon got into a paint fight.

2

A face so wild, it could scare a ghost and make it cry

His face was like a tornado hit a makeup counter.

She looked like she had a monster living under her skin.

That kid’s face made the teacher give up on life.

3

A face that looks like it was thrown into a blender and cursed

His face was like a blender exploded in a tattoo parlor.

She had a face like someone threw a bunch of glitter and insults at her.

That man looked like he was cursed by a hot mess.

4

A face so messy, it could start a fight in a restaurant

His face was like a food fight happened in a mud puddle.

She had a face like she got into a bar fight with glitter.

That kid’s face made the lunch lady quit.

5

A face that looks like it was slapped by a demon and hugged by a raccoon

His face was like a demon slapped it with a mop.

She looked like a raccoon gave her a hug and a curse.

That man’s face had the energy of a cursed raccoon.