facealanche

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When the ice in your drink decides your face is the worst place to be and throws itself at you like a confused grenade.

I took a sip and my face got hit by a glacier. What even is life?

The ice in my coffee went full rebel and attacked me.

I drank my soda and my face became a snow cone. I’m not even sorry.

Your drink’s ice team all quit their jobs and launched a full-on assault on your face.

My face was hit by ice like it was a crime scene.

I took a drink and my face became a skating rink.

The ice in my smoothie went rogue and did a facepalm on me.

When your drink’s ice all decides to run away from the cup and jump on your face like it’s a trampoline.

I drank my drink and my face got a free ice massage. I hated it.

The ice in my drink did a group sprint straight into my face.

My face got drenched in ice like I was the victim of a cold crime.