face wood

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When you stick your tongue out like a stupid frog while wearing a mask that looks like it was stolen from a hospital.
My cousin did face wood during the Zoom call and everyone laughed until they cried.
She did face wood in front of the whole class and got detention.
He did face wood during the pandemic and no one ever forgave him.
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When some idiot yells at you to face the woods like you’re in a stupid fairy tale.
My teacher told me to face the woods after I threw a paper airplane at him.
The guy at the DMV screamed at me to face the woods when I asked for a refund.
My mom told me to face the woods after I spilled soda on her carpet.
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