Face Wedgie

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A face wedgie happens when your mouth is empty like a raccoon’s hideout and your face gets hit with food like a slap from a wet sock.

My face is so wedged I think my nose is gonna start eating my chin.

I ate a taco and now my face is doing the cha-cha.

This face wedgie is so bad my cheeks are gonna start doing push-ups.

Face wedgie is when your mouth is a ghost town and your face gets squished like a burger that got stepped on.

My face is so wedged I look like a confused balloon animal.

I ate a burrito and now my face is doing the tango.

This wedgie is so bad my eyes are gonna start whispering secrets.

Face wedgie is when your mouth is empty like a sock drawer and your face gets flattened like a pancake in a microwave.

My face is so wedged it’s starting to do the wave.

I took a bite and now my face is in a love triangle with my ears.

This face wedgie is so bad my chin is getting a divorce.