face vault

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When someone gets so fed up they literally flip out and fall over like a sack of potatoes. Usually after someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt.

My cousin did a face vault after my uncle said he could beat the ocean at chess.

My best friend face vaulted when my dog tried to eat my laptop.

I did a face vault during math class when my teacher said 2 + 2 was 5.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face vault is when you lose your mind and crash to the floor because someone said something so idiotic it made you want to scream.

My mom face vaulted when my brother said he invented pizza.

At the store, the guy behind me face vaulted when the cashier said we didn't have any milk.

My teacher face vaulted when I told her I was going to be a pirate.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You do a face vault when you’re so annoyed you fall on your face like a clumsy donkey. It happens when someone says something so stupid it makes your head spin.

My dad face vaulted when my sister said she was going to marry a cloud.

My friend face vaulted during lunch when someone said the sun was made of cheese.

I did a face vault when my dog tried to run away with my homework.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face vault is when you drop to the floor like a dead fish because someone said something so dumb it made you want to die.

My cousin face vaulted when my uncle said he could live in a toaster.

I face vaulted during science when my teacher said the moon was made of chocolate.

My friend face vaulted when his dog said he wanted to be a superhero.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You do a face vault when you’re so annoyed you fall over like a broken chair. It’s usually after someone says something so dumb it makes your brain explode.

My brother face vaulted when my mom said she could sing opera with a goat.

I face vaulted during English when my teacher said Shakespeare was a robot.

My friend face vaulted when his dog said he wanted to be a wizard.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face vault is when you fall flat on your face because someone said something so idiotic it made you want to scream and cry at the same time.

My dad face vaulted when my sister said she could talk to ghosts.

I did a face vault during math when my teacher said 1 + 1 was 3.

My friend face vaulted when his dog said he wanted to be a astronaut.

by Slangipedia 4d ago