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The value something gets when it gets posted on Facebook. It makes it feel way more real. If you check it on Facebook, you're not a stalker. But if you comment something stupid, you’ll get called a total waste of oxygen in front of everyone.
I posted my lunch. Now it's worth a million dollars.
She posted her dog. Now it's the best dog ever.
He posted his ex. Now she's a total loser.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone looks good. Or when a guy tells a joke so funny, it makes your face hurt from laughing.
That guy has a face like a million bucks.
He told a joke so funny, my face exploded.
She looked so good, my face turned into a traffic light.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you take something exactly as it is. No thinking. No trying to figure out what they really mean. Just accept it and move on.
He said he was tired. I took it at face value. He was dead.
She said she was going to the store. I took it at face value. She was gone for three days.
He said he was rich. I took it at face value. He had one sock.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a race is so basic, it's like they're trying to be cool but they're just average.
That race is so mainstream, it's like they were born on Instagram.
That race is so basic, they probably don't know what a real person is.
That race is so mainstream, they probably drink coffee from a mug.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you take a dump in a public restroom and leave the door open just a little bit. You're trying to scare the next person. If you do it right, they’ll scream like a baby.
I left the door open on purpose. She screamed like she saw a ghost.
He left the door open. I walked in and saw a toilet full of soup.
She left the door open. I walked in and she was eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you believe something just because it looks that way. No questions. No doubts. Just accept it like it's the truth.
He said he was a king. I believed him. He had a crown made of pizza boxes.
She said she was a superhero. I believed her. She had a cape made of trash bags.
He said he was a god. I believed him. He had a tablet made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A store chain on the east coast that sells cheap stuff for your face and your body. It’s like the mall, but worse.
I bought my face cream there. It made my face look like a donkey.
I bought my hair dye there. It turned my hair blue.
I bought my toothpaste there. It tasted like dirt.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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