Face-usurp

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Taking over someone's forgotten Facebook like it's your job and you're getting paid in insults.

I logged into my old account and found 200 of my ex's friends messaging me. Classic face-usurp.

My uncle posted a vacation photo of me eating a sandwich. He didn’t even notice.

I got a message from my dead grandma asking why I’m single.

Stealing someone's Facebook page because they're too lazy to log in and you're too lazy to be decent.

My mom posted a video of me crying at a cat convention. I didn’t even know I was there.

My friend’s ex posted a status saying I was the best lover she ever had. I was confused, but flattered.

My brother changed my bio to say I’m a professional pizza taster. I’m still dealing with it.

Hijacking someone’s Facebook like it’s a crime and you’re the most annoying criminal ever.

I got a message from my teacher saying I missed class. I was at home eating cereal.

My dog posted a picture of me sleeping. I was proud, but confused.

My neighbor’s kid changed my profile picture to a photo of my face with a mustache. I look ridiculous.