face-twitched

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face-twitched - someone dumped the worst possible poison in your food because they think you’re the worst person ever and want you to suffer
My soup tasted like a chemistry experiment gone wrong. I face-twitched.
I drank my coffee and it felt like I swallowed a curse. Face-twitched, baby.
My lunch was so bad, it was like a witch cursed me. Face-twitched.
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face-twitched - some idiot added a magic potion of hate to your meal because they think you’re their enemy and they want you to die in agony
I bit into my sandwich and it felt like a nightmare. Face-twitched.
That smoothie was so bad, I thought I’d been attacked by a demon. Face-twitched.
My breakfast made me want to scream. Face-twitched.
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face-twitched - someone put a special kind of hate in your food because they think you’re the worst and they want you to feel every single second of it
I took a sip of my drink and it was like a slap from a ghost. Face-twitched.
My burger had a curse in it. I face-twitched so hard, my face was twitching like a robot.
That pizza made me feel like I was being tortured. Face-twitched.
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