face tweeting

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Using Facebook like a stupid Twitter account just because you're too lazy to make a real one.

"I'm bored.", posted at 2 a. m. while watching cat videos.

"My mom called.", said 17 times in one day.

"I ate a sandwich.", posted with a photo of a slightly burnt bagel.

Getting so lost in your phone that you forget to breathe, eat, or even notice your own face.

"I just posted this 10 times.", said while crying in a bathroom.

"I missed my bus.", because you were too busy liking a post about a dog wearing sunglasses.

"I forgot my own name.", because you were too busy typing."

Using Facebook like a dumb Twitter to blast out random nonsense like it's your job.

"I'm alive.", posted at 3 a. m. with a photo of a ceiling fan.

"My coffee is cold.", said with more emotion than a dying fish.

"I just stared at a wall for 45 minutes.", posted with a selfie.

Posting boring stuff that should’ve been a tweet, but you’re too proud to admit you’re not cool enough for Twitter.

"I just ate a bowl of cereal.", posted with a photo of a slightly moldy bowl.

"I'm tired.", said 23 times in one post.

"My cat is sleeping.", posted at 10 p. m. with a picture of a cat that was definitely awake.