face trumpet

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When you’re chompin’ on some trash and she slaps you with a big ol’ cheek right in your mouth

I was eating my lunch and she face-trumpeted me like I was her new side dish.

He was mid-bite and she face-trumpeted him so hard he dropped his burger.

She face-trumpeted him during a group project and he spilled his soda everywhere.

When you’re deep in a meal and someone faceplants you like you’re a plate

He was eating a taco and she face-trumpeted him like it was a wrestling match.

During a snack break, she face-trumpeted him and he got crumbs in his hair.

He was eating pizza and she face-trumpeted him so hard the cheese flew out.

When you’re taking a big bite and someone crashes into your face like a food fight

He was taking a bite and she face-trumpeted him like he was a donut.

She face-trumpeted him during lunch and he got ketchup on his shirt.

He was mid-bite and she face-trumpeted him like it was a surprise attack.