Face touch

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When you can't help but slap someone's face because you're too high on love and too low on self-control.
I saw my cousin kiss my aunt and immediately face-touched her like she was a pizza and I was hungry.
My boyfriend face-touched my mom and now she thinks we're in a relationship.
I face-touched my friend’s face so hard, his glasses flew off like a spaceship launching.
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When you’re so smitten you just go ahead and touch someone’s face like it’s a crime scene and you’re the detective.
My sister face-touched her crush in front of the whole class. It was like a soap opera and she was the main character.
I face-touched my teacher’s face during a pop quiz. She failed me for life.
I face-touched my dog’s face because he was cute and I had no self-respect.
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When you're so in love you forget your brain and just go for the face like it’s the last slice of pizza.
My brother face-touched my sister during a family dinner. My dad threw a fork at him.
I face-touched my crush at the mall and now we’re dating. It was worth it.
I face-touched my neighbor’s face through the window like it was a dare.
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When you’re so obsessed with someone’s face you just go ahead and touch it like it’s a forbidden treasure.
My friend face-touched his crush’s face at the concert. It was like a rock star moment.
I face-touched my crush’s face in the hallway. He ran away like I was a monster.
I face-touched my friend’s face during a Zoom call. He said I was ‘too close for comfort.’
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When you get so hot for someone you just grab their face like it’s a fire and you're the firefighter.
I face-touched my crush’s face at the party. Everyone started taking pictures like I was famous.
I face-touched my mom’s face during a video call. She said I was ‘too intense.’
I face-touched my friend’s face during a group project. The teacher asked if we were fighting.
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When you're so full of love you just go ahead and touch someone's face like it's a free pizza and you're the lucky customer.
I face-touched my crush's face in the cafeteria. He blushed like a tomato.
I face-touched my sister’s face during her birthday party. She said I was ‘too dramatic.’
I face-touched my dog’s face because he was cute and I had zero brain cells.
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