Face-to-face Porn

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Porn that's right in your face like your mom caught you eating cereal for dinner.
My cousin's dog walked into a porn store and came out looking confused.
I tried to text my crush and accidentally sent a picture of my face in a toilet.
My uncle said he watched porn on a giant screen and it was like being yelled at by a loudspeaker.
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When you're so close to the action you might get a nosebleed from all the hot stuff.
My brother said he watched porn on a phone and it was like a tiny version of a big explosion.
I tried to flirt with my teacher and she gave me a look that could melt ice cream.
My friend's dad watched porn on a TV and it was like a giant screen yelling at him.
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Porn that's so close you could probably punch it and it would punch back.
I tried to hide my phone and my sister saw it and laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
My friend's mom watched porn on a laptop and it was like a tiny movie theater in her living room.
I watched porn on a phone and it was like trying to watch a movie in a tiny closet.
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Porn that’s right in your face like you just got yelled at by your teacher for eating gum.
I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my face with a giant pimple.
My dad said he watched porn on a phone and it was like a tiny version of a big explosion.
My friend's brother watched porn on a giant screen and it was like a loudspeaker screaming at him.
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Porn so close it might give you a headache and a hard-on at the same time.
I watched porn on my phone and it was like trying to watch a movie in a tiny closet.
My brother said he watched porn on a laptop and it was like a tiny movie theater in his living room.
My friend's dad watched porn on a giant screen and it was like being yelled at by a giant loudspeaker.
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Porn that's right in your face like you just got caught eating spaghetti for breakfast.
I texted my crush and sent a picture of my face with a giant pimple.
My sister watched porn on a phone and it was like a tiny version of a big explosion.
My friend's mom watched porn on a giant screen and it was like being yelled at by a giant loudspeaker.
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