face to face-book

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When two people who only knew each other through Facebook finally meet in real life and realize they're both just sad lonely people who thought they had friends.
I thought he was a cool guy. Turns out he just had a lot of photos of his cat.
She had 500 friends but didn't know how to talk to one.
We met in person and both said 'I thought you were going to be better.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A meeting between two people who only knew each other through Facebook, and it's like a horror movie because you don't know what to expect.
He showed up with a beard and a hat. I was expecting a hot guy.
She was 5 feet tall. I thought she was 6.
He had a dog. I had a dog. Now we have a war.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When two people who only knew each other through Facebook meet in real life and it's like the worst date ever but no one breaks up.
We sat in silence for 10 minutes. It was like a prison.
He kept talking about his ex. I wanted to scream.
She brought a sandwich. I brought a sandwich. We just stared at each other.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When two people who only knew each other through Facebook meet in real life and it's like a bad dream because you're still stuck with each other.
He had a tattoo of a cat. I had a tattoo of a cat. We both hated each other.
She talked about her job like it was the most interesting thing ever.
He had a weird haircut and I had a weird haircut. We looked like twins.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A real-life meeting between two people who only knew each other through Facebook, and it's like a middle school reunion but worse.
He still remembered my ex. I didn't remember my ex.
She was 10 years older than I thought.
He brought a friend. I brought a friend. Now it's a group event.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When two people who only knew each other through Facebook meet in real life and it's like a fight between two people who have no idea how to talk.
He said 'hi.' I said 'hi.' Then we sat in silence for 20 minutes.
She kept asking questions. I kept saying 'I don't know.'
He had a weird accent. I had a weird accent. We both hated each other.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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