face to face

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Talking to someone in real life instead of typing nonsense to them online like a sad loser.

Hey man, why don't you just come talk to me instead of texting me like I'm your grandma?

I had to face to face my ex because he kept messaging me and I was too lazy to block him.

My mom forced me to have a face to face with my math teacher because I failed the test.

Chatting with someone right in front of you, not through some stupid app or phone.

I had to face to face my crush and I tripped over my own feet.

My brother had a face to face with a cop and now he’s grounded.

I did a face to face with my crush and it was like I was on a date with a hot potato.

When a guy turns into a fat slob and his face looks like it's about to burst. It’s like he's got a second face hanging off his neck.

My dad’s face to face is like a bloated turkey before Thanksgiving.

My uncle’s face to face is so bad it looks like he’s got a second chin on his chin.

My friend turned into a face to face and now he looks like a balloon animal.

Watching porn like it’s a movie. No hiding behind a laptop or a magazine.

I had to face to face my porn and it was like my face was on fire.

My little brother watched face to face porn and now he can’t look me in the eye.

My sister did face to face porn and I had to leave the room.

Meeting someone in real life after only knowing them through Facebook. Usually ends in disappointment.

I met my Facebook friend in real life and he looked like a raccoon.

I had a face to face with my Facebook crush and she looked like she had a bad day at the gym.

My face to face with my Facebook friend was like seeing a ghost.

Looking at someone’s face and knowing they’re a weakling. Like they’re a rat with no confidence.

I looked at my friend’s face and knew he was a rat.

My teacher gave me a face that said I was a weakling.

My little brother’s face told me he was a total weakling.