Face Thing

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Putting your face in a sink full of ice water until you can't breathe no more. Then some guy yanks a towel around your head and spins you like a messed-up windmill until you're flat on the floor. It’s like being tortured by a soggy towel and a madman.
I did the face thing today and now my head feels like a wet sock.
After love beans, I did the face thing and I felt like a drowned rat.
My coworker did the face thing and now he's crying like a baby.
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You. That’s it. The face thing is you. Like when you’re so lazy you can’t even think straight. It’s you when you’re being lazy and everyone else is doing the work.
The face thing is me. I did nothing today.
The face thing is my brother. He’s always slacking.
The face thing is my mom. She’s too tired to move.
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