face the woods

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When a total idiot yells at you to go face the woods like it's some kind of punishment.

My cousin's teacher told him to face the woods because he wouldn't shut up during math class.

My friend's dad said face the woods after he spilled his soda on the carpet.

My dog got told to face the woods because he ate my homework.

When you stick your tongue out while wearing a mask and it looks like you're trying to kiss the air.

My mom stuck her tongue out while wearing a mask and it looked like she was trying to talk to a ghost.

My brother did it during a Zoom call and it scared my uncle.

My friend did it in the grocery store and the cashier asked if she was mad at the milk.