face-ted

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When you drink so much you can’t tell your nose from your toes and you’re still trying to dance.

I face-ted so hard I peed on the couch and my dog left me.

At the party, I face-ted and tried to talk to the ceiling. It didn’t respond.

I face-ted and my mom thought I was possessed.

When you’re so high you think your pizza is talking to you and you’re not sure if it’s a friend or a foe.

I face-ted and my pizza said I was ugly. I believed it.

After face-ted, I tried to hug my fridge. It didn’t like me.

I face-ted and my dog started singing. I don’t know why.