face tainting

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Like tea bagging, but you use the smelly patch between the balls and the butt. You stick it in someones face until they go crazy.
My buddy face taints me every time I lose a bet. It's like getting a face full of sweaty butt.
She face taints her dad during breakfast. He throws toast at her.
He face taints his girlfriend during a video call. She screams and hangs up.
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That part of your face right above your mouth. It gets all messed up when you’re being a total a**hole.
My brother’s face taint is always red after he yells at me.
Her face taint is covered in chocolate from eating too fast.
He got his face taint stuck in a door. It was tragic.
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The spot between your nose and your upper lip. It gets all tainty when you're being a smelly, rude person.
His face taint smells like old socks after he eats lunch.
She taints her face while she's eating pizza.
He got a face taint from his dog. It was gross.
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The part of your face between your nose and your mouth. It gets all dirty and smelly when you’re being a total mess.
His face taint was covered in syrup after he spilled his drink.
She face taints her brother with chocolate sauce.
He got a face taint from eating spaghetti. It was a disaster.
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A nickname for someone who’s a real piece of work. They have a face so messy, it’s called the taint face.
My teacher calls me a taint face because I always mess up my face.
He’s a total taint face. His face is always covered in dirt.
She got called a taint face because she ate the whole pizza.
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