face tailgate

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#goat theft#mustache drama#face fail

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A mustache so big it looks like it was stolen from a goat and glued to your face.
My uncle’s face tailgate could probably lift a truck.
She came in second place because her face tailgate was too busy showing off.
He tried to kiss her but ended up kissing his own mustache.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hairy mustache that looks like it’s trying to take over your whole face.
That man’s face tailgate is so thick, it could be a curtain.
He walked into the bar and the whole place stopped talking.
His mustache is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A mustache so big, it's like your face has a second mouth.
He eats with his face tailgate, it’s like he’s got a snack bar on his lip.
His mustache is so big, it’s got its own Twitter account.
They said he could win the mustache competition, but his face tailgate was too loud.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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