face stabbings

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When you poke your face full of metal and hope it looks cool instead of like a reject from a horror movie.

My nose ring looks like it was stabbed by a mad jeweler.

My friend’s face has more metal than a junkyard.

I got a septum piercing and now my face looks like a broken toaster.

When a sneaky spy in a video game kills you with a knife from behind, but sometimes he just kills you from the front because the game is a piece of garbage.

That spy just killed me from the front, and I didn’t even turn around.

The game thinks I’m dead, but I’m just confused.

Spy killed me before I could say ‘what the hell?’

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you beat yourself up so bad for your dumb mistakes that you’re ready to quit life.

I failed my test and now I want to die.

I missed my chance to get promoted and now I’m crying in the corner.

I messed up my project and now I think I’m a total failure.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a guy is getting head and acting like he’s the king of the world.

He’s getting head and thinks he’s the best person ever.

He’s in the middle of a blow job and can’t stop talking.

He’s getting head and thinks he’s famous.

by Slangipedia 3d ago