face splinters

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A beard so rough it could split a face in two and still have time to cuss about it.

My dad's face splinters could cut through my homework.

She tried to kiss him and got a paper cut from his face splinters.

That guy’s face splinters are like a murder scene.

A goatee so wild it looks like it came from a prison fight and a bad haircut.

His face splinters made me question my life choices.

I saw his face splinters and immediately left the room.

That man’s face splinters are like a horror movie villain.

A beard so gnarly it could be used as a weapon in a war and still have time to cuss.

His face splinters looked like they belonged on a zombie.

I tried to touch his face splinters and got a burn.

That beard is so bad it’s a crime.