Face Soup

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When you punch someone’s face so hard it looks like it got run over by a truck and then tossed into a pot. You’re sitting on their back like a king while they’re a mess.
My cousin tried to steal my last slice of pizza, and I gave him face soup for his trouble.
I face souped my math teacher after he failed me for no reason.
My brother got face soup’d by a guy who thought he was cool.
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When a girl looks like a raccoon that fell into a puddle of sludge and you’re too grossed out to touch her.
My crush showed up at my door looking like a raccoon in sludge. I turned her down.
My ex came back after a rainstorm and I was too scared to even look at her.
That girl walked in like she was ready for a war, but the rain ruined her face.
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