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When you smash your face into someone else’s face like you’re trying to start a war and you’re both too drunk to care.
I feel like smashed face.
Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!
Your dad looks like smashed face.
face smashing
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That old phone you keep in the kitchen to hit people with when you’re mad. It rings like a church bell when it smashes into someone’s head.
I used my grandma’s phone to smash my brother’s face.
That phone has been through more fights than my mom.
The phone hit him so hard, it rang twice.
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A person so ugly, they make the moon blush and the sun go blind. They’re like a broken toaster in a world of nice cookies.
That girl is a smashed face.
He looks like he was born in a trash can.
I dated a smashed face once. It was a nightmare.
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When you’re making out so hard, it’s like you’re trying to merge into one person. You probably don’t remember your own name.
They were making out like they were the last two people on Earth.
My mom and dad were making out like they were teenagers again.
They kissed so hard, the dog ran away.
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When something is so good, it hits you like a surprise party in your mouth. The opposite of something that makes you want to vomit.
That cake smelled like smashed face.
Her smile is like a smashed face.
That perfume was a smashed face.
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When you kiss someone so hard, it feels like your lips are about to fall off. Blood, saliva, and maybe some tears are involved.
They kissed like they were trying to kill each other.
Her lips looked like they were bleeding.
He kissed her so hard, the neighbors called the cops.
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So drunk, you can’t tell if you’re walking or being carried by a ghost. You probably tried to talk to the ceiling.
He was smashed face drunk.
She drank so much, she talked to the fridge.
He tried to dance with the wall.