face slappers

My cousin has face slappers so big they could shade a whole block.

That girl at the gym has face slappers that make me want to quit my job.

He asked her out just because she had face slappers. What a tool.

He said he didn’t do it, but we all know he used his face slappers to lie.

She got suspended for drawing face slappers on the principal’s face.

He got in trouble for showing off his face slappers in math class.

He face slapped me in Fortnite so bad I had to eat my feelings.

She face slapped me in Mario Kart so hard I almost got a concussion.

He face slapped me in Call of Duty and then laughed for ten minutes.