face slacking

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Staring at your phone like it’s the last piece of pizza and you’re the only one left, while your life crumbles around you.

I spent 3 hours on Facebook and missed my mom’s birthday. Classic face slacking.

I was supposed to do my homework, but I posted a selfie instead. Face slacking at its finest.

I got a D on my math test because I was face-slacking with my friends instead of studying.

Choosing to like a cat video over actually doing something important. You know it’s bad, but you still do it.

I saw a cat fall off a couch and I laughed so hard I forgot my assignment. Face slacking again.

I had to leave class because I was face-slacking and watching memes. My teacher was not happy.

I like 100 posts and still don’t know what I did all day. Face slacking, baby.

Being too cool for your life and choosing to scroll through Facebook instead of growing up.

I was too cool for my math test and spent the whole time face-slacking. Got a zero.

I skipped breakfast to face-slap on Facebook. My stomach is mad.

I was supposed to clean my room, but I face-slacked and now I have a mountain of clothes on my floor.

Wasting your life on Facebook like it’s your full-time job and everything else is just extra.

I got fired from my job because I was face-slacking instead of working. It was worth it.

I face-slacked through my entire lunch break and now I’m hungry and tired.

I spent my weekend face-slacking and now I have no idea what happened.

You’re so deep in Facebook that your brain is now made of memes and you can’t remember your own name.

I face-slacked so hard my brain turned into a meme factory. I can’t stop laughing.

I face-slacked for 5 hours and now I don’t know who I am anymore.

I face-slacked through my entire school day and now I’m confused and tired.

You’re so addicted to Facebook that you would rather watch a dog chase a chicken than do your chores.

I face-slacked instead of doing my chores and now my room is a disaster.

I watched a dog chase a chicken for 2 hours. That’s face-slacking at its finest.

I would rather watch a chicken chase a dog than do my math homework. Face slacking, baby.