Face Sittin'

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When a guy goes down on a girl like he's trying to save her life and she's just there for the free pizza.

He said he'd do anything for a promotion. That included Face Sittin'.

She got Face Sittin' as a thank you for letting him borrow her headphones.

He Face Sittin'ed her so hard, the ceiling fan started spinning backwards.

A guy's way of showing love by putting his mouth where the sun don't shine.

He Face Sittin'ed her during lunch. No one asked questions.

She Face Sittin'ed him because he promised her ice cream.

He Face Sittin'ed her in the back of the bus. The bus driver didn't even blink.

When a guy goes to extreme lengths to make a girl happy, even if it means getting his face stuck in her business.

He Face Sittin'ed her so much, he got a coupon for free fries.

She Face Sittin'ed him because he said he'd pay for her concert ticket.

He Face Sittin'ed her in the middle of a math test. He failed.

A guy's version of a hero, only he uses his mouth instead of a cape.

He Face Sittin'ed her to get her to stop crying. It worked.

He Face Sittin'ed her because he thought it was a challenge.

He Face Sittin'ed her in front of the whole class. He's a legend now.

When a guy tries to make a girl feel special by doing the most humiliating thing possible.

He Face Sittin'ed her for her birthday. She said it was the best present ever.

He Face Sittin'ed her because he had nothing else to do.

He Face Sittin'ed her during a group project. The teacher didn't even notice.

A guy's way of saying, 'I respect you, so I'm going to put my mouth where your pants are.'

He Face Sittin'ed her because he said it was a sign of respect.

She Face Sittin'ed him just to mess with him.

He Face Sittin'ed her in the cafeteria. No one asked questions.