Face Shredder

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when your friend’s mom sits on your face and rips your nose like it’s a piece of shredded cheese from a gross lunch

My buddy’s mom just sat on my face and pulled my nose like it was a noodle from a bad cafeteria meal.

My friend’s mom shredded my face so hard I thought I was going to lose my nose in the school lunch line.

I got my face shredded by my friend’s mom while she was eating a sandwich and my nose was in her armpit.

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and turns your nose into a sausage link from her butt crack

My friend’s mom sat on my face and pulled my nose like it was a hot dog from her butt crack.

I got my face shredded while my nose was stuck in her butt crack like it was a meatball.

My face was shredded so hard I thought my nose was going to fall out and land in her breakfast cereal.

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and pulls your nose like it was a piece of gum stuck in her armpit

My friend’s mom sat on my face and pulled my nose like it was gum stuck in her armpit.

I got my face shredded while my nose was stuck in her armpit like it was a piece of gross gum.

My friend’s mom shredded my face and pulled my nose so hard it felt like it was going to pop like a balloon.