face shrapnel

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A face that looks like it was hit by a grenade and then someone stuck jewelry in the wounds.
My cousin has face shrapnel. I can't look at him without wanting to scream.
She came to school with face shrapnel. The teachers were confused.
My dog got face shrapnel. Now he looks like a mad alien.
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When someone’s face is so full of holes you could hide a mouse in there and it would be safe.
That guy has face shrapnel. He looks like a cheese wheel with a lot of problems.
My sister got face shrapnel. Now she looks like a broken pizza.
He has face shrapnel and a bad attitude. Don’t even talk to him.
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A face that looks like it was shot at and then someone put glitter on the bullets.
My friend has face shrapnel. I think he’s trying to scare people.
She got face shrapnel. Now she looks like a glitter bomb exploded on her face.
That guy’s face shrapnel is so bad, it looks like he’s been in a fight with a disco ball.
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