face shove

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1
When you force your weenie into someone's face like you're trying to kiss them but you're too drunk and too dumb to aim right.
My cousin did this to my dog and now the dog hates him.
He did this to my teacher during lunch and got sent to the office.
I did this to my little brother and he cried like a baby.
2
Putting your junk in someone's face like you're trying to shock them and you're just too lazy to actually do anything else.
I did this to my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.
My friend did this to his crush and got a slap.
He did this to his principal and got detention.
3
When you take your cock and you stick it right in front of someone's face like you're trying to be cool but you're just being a total idiot.
I did this to my friend and he laughed so hard he fell over.
My brother did this to his friend and they both got in trouble.
He did this to his girlfriend and she walked out on him.
4
You take your meat and you put it in someone's face like you're trying to make them jealous but you're just being a total mess.
I did this to my friend and he was too scared to talk to me for a week.
She did this to her ex and he ran away.
He did this to his dad and got grounded for a month.
5
When you push your pecker into someone's face like you're trying to show off but you're just being a total embarrassment.
I did this to my teacher and she gave me a pop quiz.
He did this to his brother and got a punch in the face.
She did this to her friend and they both got in trouble.
6
Putting your knob in someone's face like you think you're some kind of king but you're just a total dork.
I did this to my neighbor and he called me a dork.
He did this to his crush and she rolled her eyes.
She did this to her brother and he cried like a baby.
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