face shitter

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A person who shits on their face so much it looks like they got into a fight with a toilet and lost.

My cousin is a face shitter. He pooped on his face during a Zoom call and didn’t even flinch.

I saw a guy at the park shitting on his face like it was a normal day.

My dog is a face shitter. He shits on his face every time he eats too much.

The look someone makes when they’re so desperate to shit anywhere, even on their own face, and they don’t care who sees it.

That guy at the subway had the worst face shitter look ever. He looked like he was about to shit on the tracks.

My neighbor shits on his face every morning while yelling at the mailman.

My sister’s face shitter look is so bad it wakes up the whole neighborhood.