Face Shirt

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A useless blob of humanity that blocks a band from getting their stuff out after a show. You can only see their face and maybe the top of their shirt. They’re usually hanging around the bar, chatting with other blobs who also missed the show and just came for the drinks and the free snacks.

I tried to get my bass out and this face shirt was blocking the door like they were born to do it.

That face shirt was talking to another face shirt like they were best friends and had been at the bar for three hours.

I swear that face shirt was more interested in their phone than the band’s encore.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A smelly, dirty person who acts like they’re the worst human ever. They might have just crawled out of a trash can or been stuck in a toilet for days. They’re either a prostitute or the kid of one, and they probably eat garbage for breakfast.

That face shirt smelled like a dead raccoon and a sewer combined.

I saw that face shirt eating a sandwich that had been on the floor for a week.

That face shirt walked in and everyone else got up to leave.

by Slangipedia 14d ago