Face shart

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the look of pure horror when you think you're about to fart, but you're actually shitting yourself instead. it's like your face is screaming 'what the actual fuck?'

my math teacher had a face shart when she tried to fart during a pop quiz and her pants were soaked

my dog had a face shart when he tried to fart in the car and pooped on my shoes

my cousin had a face shart in the middle of a pizza party and no one knew what happened

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you get so drunk you don't know how you got there. it's like you drank a whole lake and forgot you ever had a brain.

my friend got shart-faced after drinking 12 shots and tried to dance on a table

i got shart-faced at a party and ended up talking to the ceiling

my uncle got shart-faced and tried to sing opera in the shower

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you sneeze so hard you don't have time to pull down your mask, and it all ends up inside your face like you're breathing in your own snot.

my mom sneezed inside her mask during a Zoom call and her coworkers were confused

my brother sneezed in his mask during a test and got a 20 on the math quiz

my teacher sneezed in her mask and it looked like she was eating spaghetti

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when someone rams a whole chicken nugget up your ass, forces you to eat it, then sticks their tongue in your butt and makes you eat it again. it's like being tortured by a chicken.

my brother got shart-faced and then got force-fed nuggets by his girlfriend

i got shart-faced and then my mom made me eat nuggets with her tongue

my friend got shart-faced and had to eat nuggets covered in ketchup and mayonnaise

by Slangipedia 13d ago