face semen

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The ugly goop that pops out of your face when you’re too lazy to wash it.

My face looked like a dumpster fire after I ate a whole pizza.

My face semen came out when I tried to sleep on my face.

I had face semen because I forgot to take my pills.

A fish-bum doctor who smells like old socks and knows everything about cum.

That doctor has the face of a trout and the brain of a cum-stained sock.

He looks like he was born in a fish tank and trained by a cum machine.

I would never trust a face semen doctor with my life.

A girl who gets drenched in cum so much she’s like a cum sponge.

She got face semen because she sucked a guy for an hour straight.

That girl is a face semen machine, she gets cum every day.

She got face semen so bad, it looked like a cum storm hit her.