face scrunchies

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when your face gets twisted like a pretzel because you’re laughing so hard it feels like your soul is leaving your body.

My uncle laughed so hard during my cousin’s wedding speech, his face looked like a raccoon got into a blender.

I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes and my face scrunchie was so intense, my neighbor called the police.

At the comedy club, the guy next to me had a face scrunchie so bad, the guy behind him asked if he was having a stroke.

when your face looks like it's been in a fight with a toaster because you're crinkling every muscle.

My girlfriend’s face scrunchie during my failed magic trick was so bad, I thought she was about to cry or punch me.

My dog’s face scrunchie when he saw the mailman was so intense, the mailman ran away screaming.

During the horror movie marathon, my face scrunchie was so strong, my brother asked if I was possessed.

when your face turns into a meat grinder because you’re laughing so hard it feels like your brain is leaving through your nose.

My face scrunchie during my friend’s failed karaoke was so bad, the bar got a complaint.

My face scrunchie when I saw my boss eating a whole pie for breakfast was so strong, my coworker thought I was having a seizure.

At the park, my face scrunchie while watching my kid fall off the swing was so wild, a kid asked if I was a monster.