face scoop

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1
when you hit someone with your hand like a meatball throwing a punch
I face scooped my brother because he ate my last chip
My mom face scooped me for not doing my homework
He face scooped the guy who stole his parking spot
2
when you give someone a slap so hard they think they lost a bet with the devil
She face scooped me so hard I saw stars
He face scooped the kid who called him a crybaby
I face scooped my dad for eating my burger
3
when you grab your cards like a loser who just got beat by a toddler
I face scooped my cards because I had a 2 and a 3
He face scooped because he had the worst hand ever
She face scooped after I told her I had a full house
4
when you hit someone with your hand like you're trying to break their face
I face scooped my friend for laughing at my bad joke
He face scooped me for saying his dog was ugly
She face scooped her brother for eating her pizza
5
when you give someone a slap so hard it feels like they got hit by a truck
My dad face scooped me for not cleaning my room
He face scooped the teacher for talking back
I face scooped my brother for cheating at video games
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when you grab your cards like you just got beat by a kid who only knows how to play with blocks
I face scooped my cards because I had a 5 and a 7
She face scooped because I had a pair of kings
He face scooped after I showed him my royal flush
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