face sat

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When a guy gets so wrapped up with a girl that he forgets his friends exist. It's like he's been brainwashed by her glitter and bad decisions.
My bro's been face sat since he started dating his cousin. He doesn't even know who I am anymore.
He got face sat by his ex and now he talks to her every day. I've been texting him for a week and he hasn't replied.
My cousin got face sat by his girlfriend and now he skips my birthday parties to hang out with her.
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When a guy is so obsessed with a girl he starts ignoring his friends like they're just background noise. It's like he's been cursed by her perfume and her bad jokes.
My dude got face sat by his girlfriend and now he texts her every hour. I've been trying to talk to him for days.
He got face sat by a girl in his class and now he sits with her at lunch. I'm stuck with the nerds again.
My brother got face sat by his girlfriend and now he even skips my football games to hang out with her.
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When a guy is so smitten with a girl that he forgets about his friends. It's like he's been hypnotized by her voice and her bad hair.
My friend got face sat by his girlfriend and now he skips my hangouts to talk to her. I'm stuck with the losers again.
He got face sat by his ex and now he texts her every day. I've been trying to talk to him for a week.
My cousin got face sat by his girlfriend and now he sits with her at lunch. I'm stuck with the nerds again.
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When a guy is so into a girl that he forgets about his friends. It's like he's been trapped in a love bubble and can't escape.
My bro got face sat by his girlfriend and now he skips my hangouts. I'm stuck with the nerds again.
He got face sat by a girl in his class and now he talks to her every hour. I've been texting him for days.
My cousin got face sat by his girlfriend and now he sits with her at lunch. I'm stuck with the losers again.
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When a guy is so distracted by a girl that he forgets about his friends. It's like he's been trapped by her smile and her bad attitude.
My dude got face sat by his girlfriend and now he skips my football games. I'm stuck with the nerds again.
He got face sat by his ex and now he texts her every day. I've been trying to talk to him for a week.
My cousin got face sat by his girlfriend and now he sits with her at lunch. I'm stuck with the losers again.
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