face ruiner

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A face-ruiner is when one tiny part of your face is so messed up it makes the whole thing look like a dumpster fire, even if the rest of you is perfect.
My nose is like a broken traffic cone, and everyone thinks I'm a monster.
My ears look like they were ripped off a donkey, and now I'm the joke at the school talent show.
My eyebrows are like two angry caterpillars, and my face is the war zone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A face-ruiner is when one part of your face is so bad it cancels out everything else, like a bad pizza that ruins the whole meal.
My nose is so big it looks like it’s trying to take over my whole face.
My ears are like two giant anchors, and my face is the ship that’s about to sink.
My eyebrows are so messed up, they look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A face-ruiner is when one part of your face is so bad it makes the whole thing look like it was hit by a truck, even if the rest is totally fine.
My nose is like a broken traffic light, and my face is the accident.
My ears look like they were stolen from a donkey, and now my face is the crime scene.
My eyebrows are like two angry raccoons, and my face is the forest they live in.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A face-ruiner is when one part of your face is so bad it makes the whole thing look like a failed science experiment, even if the rest is totally normal.
My nose is like a melted crayon, and my face is the failed art project.
My ears look like they were glued to a shoe, and my face is the horror show.
My eyebrows are like two smudged markers, and my face is the mess they made.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A face-ruiner is when one part of your face is so bad it turns the whole thing into a disaster, even if the rest of you is totally awesome.
My nose is like a broken traffic cone, and my face is the crash site.
My ears look like they were torn from a donkey, and my face is the punishment.
My eyebrows are like two angry caterpillars, and my face is the battle ground.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A face-ruiner is when one part of your face is so bad it makes the whole thing look like it was dragged through mud, even if the rest of you is perfect.
My nose is like a broken traffic light, and my face is the muddy mess.
My ears look like they were ripped from a donkey, and my face is the trail of destruction.
My eyebrows are like two angry raccoons, and my face is the forest they destroyed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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