Face Rodeo

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A woman takes your face and uses it like it’s a wrestling mat. You don’t get a break until she’s done throwing her weight around.

My face got tossed like a sack of potatoes. No mercy.

She rode my face like it was a party and I was the last drink.

I felt like a pancake being flipped by a mad chef.

When a woman mounts your face like it’s a horse and doesn’t let you breathe until she’s had her fun.

I was face rodeo’d so hard, I got a headache and a compliment.

She didn’t get off my face until I promised her pizza.

My face was the main event, and I was the audience.

Your face gets used like a trampoline by a woman who thinks it’s a free pass to show off her strength.

I bounced like a clown on a trampoline. My face was the joke.

She showed me who’s boss by face rodeoing me in front of my friends.

My face was treated like a gym membership. No expiration date.