face roaches

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When your beard becomes a nightmare of crabs because you've been eating too much skanky oral sex.

My beard looks like a crab infestation. I think I've been eating too much skanky tongue.

I got face roaches from my ex. She said it was a love language.

My beard is now a home for crabs. I might need a beard exorcist.

A gross situation where your face gets crabs from too much tongue action with messy people.

My face roaches are real. I got them from my girlfriend’s tongue and her bad hygiene.

I got face roaches from a guy who had a beard like a raccoon.

My face is crawling with crabs. I blame my skanky habits.

When crabs take over your face because you've been giving too many blowjobs to gross people.

I got face roaches from giving blowjobs to a guy who smelled like a gym sock.

My face is now a crab hotel. I blame my skanky lifestyle.

I got crabs on my face from my ex. He said it was a love language.